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God, I hope you don’t mind my sense of humour. This is my Melbourne version of the Bus Driver’s Prayer. (The original version is Mat 6:9-13.)

Please skip or stop reading now if you’re easily offended.

Our Fawkner, who art in Hampton
Hawthorn be thy name.
Thy King's Park come; thy Williamstown,
In Eltham as it is in Hampton.
Give us this day our daily Burwood
And Footscray us our Kensington
As we Footscray those who Toorak against us.
And lead us not into Templestowe
But Donvale us from Yarraville
For thine is the King's Park,
and the Prahran, and the Glen Waverly,
For Malvern and Malvern.
Armadale.